Uncle Pervey wrote this. It is filed under non erotic poetry, and runs about 385 words. Part 18 of Limerick Set.

Uncle Pervey also wrote Her Thong Panties!, Il Duce! and Johnny's Neighbor's Pursuit Game!, and 9 more.

Others under non erotic poetry Hannah, A Dirty Ditty, Forgive Me and Mother of a Ghost, and 9 more.

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