My Erotic Tail wrote this. It is filed under non erotic poetry, and runs about 135 words. 4.5 out of 5 from 10 readers.

My Erotic Tail also wrote conjoin us, jingle balls and moon, and 9 more.

Others under non erotic poetry Hannah, A Dirty Ditty, Forgive Me and Mother of a Ghost, and 9 more.

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