For Mr. Absent (minded) It is filed under non erotic poetry, and runs about 54 words. 2.5 out of 5 from 2 readers.

susansnow also wrote Fangsgiving 2018, Jimmy E, You're Right! and I Am Iron-y, and 9 more.

Others under non erotic poetry Hannah, A Dirty Ditty, Forgive Me and Mother of a Ghost, and 9 more.

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