HELL! O! LOL! OH! M! G! TFOH! It is filed under non erotic poetry, and runs about 111 words. 5.0 out of 5 from 3 readers.

Bn2f also wrote If You Knew That It Was Me, End His Reign and Bee, and 9 more.

Others under non erotic poetry Hannah, A Dirty Ditty, Forgive Me and Mother of a Ghost, and 9 more.

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