He's on the boat; in the river. Pray for Pisces. It is filed under non erotic poetry, and runs about 72 words.

susansnow also wrote Jimmy E, You're Right!, I Am Iron-y and Literary Tattoos, and 9 more.

Others under non erotic poetry Hannah, A Dirty Ditty, Forgive Me and Mother of a Ghost, and 9 more.

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