al_Ussa wrote this. It is filed under non erotic poetry, and runs about 34 words.

al_Ussa also wrote Half-Naked Goth Girl, At Least I Pulled Out and Knocked Up Chick, and 9 more.

Others under non erotic poetry Hannah, A Dirty Ditty, Forgive Me and Mother of a Ghost, and 9 more.

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