Uncle Pervey wrote this. It is filed under non erotic poetry, and runs about 331 words. 4.7 out of 5 from 3 readers.

Uncle Pervey also wrote Her Thong Panties!, Il Duce! and Johnny's Neighbor's Pursuit Game!, and 9 more.

Others under non erotic poetry Hannah, A Dirty Ditty, Forgive Me and Mother of a Ghost, and 9 more.

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